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Sidebar 5

Gerard Armbruster and Stetson Tudd are unaware that their phone call has been recorded.

Direct download: Sidebar_5.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 4:06pm PDT

Contemplating Insomnia After Reading Rudyard Kipling

Photo by Moreau.henri.  Sound effects provided by Freesound Project contributors: laurent, reinsamba, ejazz215, promete, CGEffex.

Unbeknownst to the chumps at Extruding America, this has appeared on their website. 
(IDA Message #44937: Internet Detection Agency)

Direct download: Extruding_America_39_PoemE.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 7:22am PDT

Empty Head: The Downside

The Wallflower 360, a premium received with Gerard Armbruster's workhorse handheld audio recorder, was introduced in the Extruding America episode entitled Preparation for a Journalistically Superior Report, and was described as "a recording device so sensitive it can even record your thoughts and dreams."  It promised the ability to "constantly record your entire life."  It was discarded on a scrapheap but is apparently still in operation, as evidenced here. - Editor*


*Note - The possibility of a listening device with the power of the Wallflower 360 was being investigated as early as 1949 and outlined in scientific literature (see AUDITORY NATURE IN MOLECULAR STRUCTURES by Folger Edelstein, Yuma University Press 1949) and in extrapolative classical works (e.g. THE BED CHAMBER DREAMS OF TIN TIN LIU by the 13th century Chinese poet Ben Joe).

Direct download: Empty_Head__The_Downside.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 12:31pm PDT


Gerard is hungry and sees something out of the corner of his eye.

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Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 6:51pm PDT

Extruding America 35: Marine Park, October 30th, 2009; Report or Poem or Not? Somewhat amazingly, Gerard Armbruster, beset by what some individuals would consider to be emotional and financial difficulties, continues to work at what some professional broadcasters might consider to be an exhausting pace.
Direct download: Extruding_America_35_E.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 4:35pm PDT

Extruding America 34: An Open Letter to the World from Battersea, Washington Stetson Tudd delivers an open letter to the world from Battersea, Washington.
Direct download: Extruding_America_34D.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 1:02pm PDT

Extruding America 33: Gerard in the New Economy Has Extruding America returned and is it new and improved and better than ever?  We're voting for "returned"!
Direct download: Extruding_America_33Really_Final_E.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 2:44pm PDT

Sidebar 4 Gerard Armbruster and Stetson Tudd are unaware that their phone call has been recorded.
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Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 5:57pm PDT

Gerard's Nightmare Rejected Title: Disquietude Introduces Itself to Gerard Armbruster's Comfy Chair
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Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 10:05am PDT

Big Judy Unbeknownst to a frustrated Gerard, his activities have been recorded.
Direct download: Big_Judy.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 2:50pm PDT

Bonus Track: Lentil Masti Dance Mix Zowie!  Straight out of the heart of Armbruster Recording Studio Enterprises (ARSE) comes this viral dance sensation.  Take that, Armbruster! - Robert "Bob" Robertson.  Goodnight America! (image © 2004 by Tomasz Sienicki)

Direct download: Daal_Dance_Mix_8.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 9:20pm PDT

Extruding America 32: The Story of a Lifetime Marcus Aurelius was a Roman general.  He was not a rhododendron.
Direct download: Extruding_America_32__The_Story_of_a_Lifetime.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 11:02pm PDT

Preparation for a Journalistically Superior Report Unbeknownst to Gerard, his preparation for a journalistically superior report has been recorded.
Direct download: 39_Preparation_for_a_Journalistically_Superior_Report.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 11:01am PDT

Sidebar 3 Yet again, Gerard and Stetson are unaware that their phone call has been recorded. (Image: Natxo 68, flickr)
Direct download: Sidebar_3.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 9:31am PDT

Extruding America 31: Seize the Moment and Skip It Across the Pond Gerard Armbruster seizes the moment and Stetson Tudd skips it across the pond.
(Illustration: Alfanhui, flickr)
Direct download: Extruding_America_31A.m4a
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 10:36am PDT

Extruding America 30: Self-Realization Gerard Armbruster successfully teams up with Stetson Tudd over the speaker phone.
Direct download: Extruding_America_30__Self-Realization.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 9:21am PDT

Extruding America 29: 1000 Nights and a Night and an Early Evening, minus everything except the Early Evening (Rejected Subtitle: 10 Cent Scheherezade)
While this may not be an example of journalism or even editorialization, if you're listening to this on a podcatcher or computer equipped with speakers, it is affordable.
(dedicated to Paul Yamazaki.)
Direct download: Extruding_America_29AE.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 6:21pm PDT

Extruding America 28: Filing a Report A report is filed.
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Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 3:46pm PDT

Extruding America 27: Unhinged? Is Extruding America’s podcasting host Gerard Armbruster, former host of Happy Trailer Parks To You, What’s Wrong With That Dog? and Out Of My Way, and proud alumnus of The Dwight Bertram Correspondence School of Reporting Technique and Vocal Inflection, becoming slightly unhinged?  Let’s find out.  (Music cue: Aao Twist Karen by the great R. D. Burman, from the film Bhoot Bungla (1965))
Direct download: Extruding_America_27C8A.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 3:51pm PDT

Extruding America 26: Old Dog, Old Dog - Subtitle: The Pit of Hell Gerard Armbruster has a dream mildly reminiscent of an old radio show.  (Music cues from Suspense, broadcast  12/05/46, probably by the great Bernard Herrmann, possibly by Alexander Semmler, Lucien Morawek, or Wilbur Hatch, also composers for the show.)
Direct download: Extruding_America_26_Final.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 2:36pm PDT

Extruding America 25: Peeling Back the Layers to get at the Truth and The 87 Club Volume Two Gerard gets a clue and it’s adios Stet!

The 87 Club Volume Two Roster:
A Dark Night’s Passing by Naoya Shiga
A Desire to Learn by Eric Moon
Soviet but not Russian by William M. Mandel
The Road to Wigan Pier by George Orwell
The Soil by Nagatsuka Takashi (translated and with an introduction by Ann Waswo)

Direct download: Extruding_America_25C.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 4:57pm PDT

Extruding America 24: Climb Aboard Gerard continues to battle his demons.  Stetson goes on a business trip.
(Illustration: Tom Sanislo, for the Washington State Dept. of Transportation)
Direct download: Extruding_America_24__Climb_Aboard.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 1:41pm PDT

Extruding America 23: The 87 Club Gerard smells the smell of fear.  Stetson introduces something new.

The 87 Club Roster:
The Gods Will Have Blood by Anatole France
Hitler's Army by Omer Bartov
Best Russian Short Stories edited by Thomas Setzer (The District Doctor by Ivan Turgenev)
Mountain of Fame by John E. Wills, Jr.
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

Direct download: Extruding_America_23__The_87_Club.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 2:17pm PDT

Extruding America 22: For the Birds A confluence of events puts Gerard's multimedia multitasking mettle to the test.  Stet states a truth.
Direct download: Extruding_America_22__For_the_Birds.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 10:40am PDT

Extruding America 21: Who is the Fourth W With a glorious assist from the Dwight Bertram Correspondence School of Reporting Technique and Vocal Inflection, Gerard Armbruster quells a querulous Stetson Tudd.  A magnificent display of the journalistic arts ensues.
Direct download: Extruding_America_21__Who_is_the_Fourth_W.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 3:19pm PDT

Extruding America 20: A Brief Vacation After a brief vacation, Stetson Tudd recalls his brief vacation.  Gerard listens.  (Image: El Palo Alto, circa 1910)
Direct download: Extruding_America_20C__A_Brief_Vacation.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 10:42am PDT

Extruding America 19: Independence The last M-80 is spent.  So are Gerard and Stetson.
Direct download: Extruding_America_19__Independence.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 2:00pm PDT

Extruding America 18: The Wallingford Chronicles Part Three: Apotheosis The odyssey that began with the ringing of a phone ends with the harsh scream of a Sea-Tac bound airliner.

Extruding America 17: The Wallingford Chronicles Part Two The semi-historic meeting of friends Gerard Armbruster and Stetson Tudd proceeds as smoothly as one would imagine.  The gigantitude of the immensity of Gerard's personal journey becomes self-evident, to Gerard at least. (Photo: Carmen Dean)
Direct download: Extruding_America_17__The_Wallingford_Chronicles_Part_Two.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 6:18pm PDT

Extruding America 16: The Wallingford Chronicles Part One Terrific news!  People and events collude to engender the greatest transformative odyssey of Gerard Armbruster's life.  Stetson Tudd rides shotgun.
Direct download: Extruding_America_16Real.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 6:52pm PDT

Extruding America 15: Tabak Borek Gerard Armbruster wakes up.  Stetson Tudd goes for a walk.
Direct download: Extruding_America_15__Tabak_Borek.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 9:09am PDT

A Hell of a Town Gerard cranks up a reverie...
Direct download: A_Hell_of_a_Town.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 9:08am PDT

Extruding America 14: Technical Difficulties SNAFU begets High Art in this light-hearted romp through the morbid and the unexplained.
Direct download: Extruding_America_14__Technical_Difficulties.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 3:11pm PDT

Extruding America 13: Gustation A proud graduate  of Dwight Bertram's Correspondence School of Reporting Technique and Vocal Inflection recaptures lost glory with sledgehammer-like precision.
Direct download: Extruding_America_13__Gustation.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 11:34am PDT

Extruding America 12: Bifurcation "When you come to a fork in the road, take it!" - Yogi Berra
Direct download: Extruding_America_12__Bifurcation.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 3:43pm PDT

Extruding America 11: Pop Quiz Gerard's investigation into the formation of thought is interrupted by a pop quiz, per doctor's orders.  (Image: Flag of Sardinia)
Direct download: Extruding_America_11.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 2:43pm PDT

Sidebar 2 Once again, Gerard and Stetson are unaware that their phone call has been recorded.
Direct download: Extruding_America_10Sidebar.m4a
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 10:39am PDT

Extruding America 10: Imagination Gerard introduces the amazing Sound Effects 3000, and Stetson opens a can o’ worms…
Direct download: Extruding_America10__Imagination.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 11:01am PDT

Sidebar Unbeknownst to Gerard and Stetson, their phone call has been recorded.

Direct download: Sidebar.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 11:09am PDT

Extruding America 9: Shirley's List The oaken doors of the Armbruster Recording Studios are thrown open in a pageant of atonement and celebration of a life well lived.
Direct download: Extruding_America_9.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 6:03pm PDT

Extruding America 8: Mayhem Gerard conducts an audio tour of the abandoned medieval-themed restaurant The Dark Ages, now the Armbruster Recording Studios, and Stetson concludes his thoughts on Slaughter and Mayhem introduced in the previous episode.
Direct download: Extruding_America_8__Mayhem.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 3:57pm PDT

Extruding America 7: Betrayal and Slaughter A fuming Gerard is distracted by Stetson's literalist interpretation of the NFL's monstrous mythology.
Direct download: Extruding_America_7__Betrayal.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 3:57pm PDT

Bonus Track: Ma Po Dance Fu (Robert "Bob" Robertson Mix) Zowie!  Straight out of Hollywood and the heart of Armbruster Recording Studio Enterprises (ARSE) comes this wigged-out sample-crazy underground basement sensation!  The Master of Knobs, Robert "Bob" Robertson takes the Ma Po Dofu craze of Episode 2 and turns it into a dance floor riot!  (Sampling copyright violation litigation pending)
Direct download: Ma_Po_Dofu_Dance_Mix.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 9:35am PDT

Extruding America 6: Forbidden Fruit Gerard delves into the darker side of the human appetite for the taboo crop, and a new longform format accidentally evolves when hard-hitting journalism collides with movie gossip and a bedtime story. 

Direct download: Extruding_America_6__Forbidden_Fruit.mp3
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 7:54am PDT

Extruding America 5: Superstition An expedition upon the shadowy sea of Superstition flounders in even deeper, darker waters.
Direct download: Extruding_America_5.m4a
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 4:51pm PDT

Extruding America 4: Memory Gerard and Stetson explore the landscape of memory, ultimately forgetting the way back.
Direct download: Extruding_America_4.m4a
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 4:11pm PDT

Extruding America 3: A Very Extruded Christmas Christmas comes to Battersea, as a storm hits the American Northwest.

Direct download: Extruding_America_3A.m4a
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 7:59am PDT

Extruding America 2: Isolation Gerard phones Stetson for his weekly impressions of life in Battersea; Stetson introduces more of the memorable denizens of this hermetically sealed community with an odd culinary detour.
Direct download: Extruding_America_2A.m4a
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 12:30pm PDT

Extruding America 1: Introductions Won't you join me, Gerard  Armbruster, as we search for the heart of a nation in the throats of its people, as they tell the stories that are... Extruding America.  This week, our first call to Stetson Tudd for his Postcard from Battersea sets the stage for all that is to come.
Direct download: Extruding_America_1.m4a
Category:Podcasts -- posted at: 1:36pm PDT